The Ghosts, shown here playing a surprise gig for a very appreciative crowd in Hell. Notice the fan on the amplifier.

Any requests?...Don't know it.

aiight...

the Ghosts have been vacationing in their winter home in Branson, Missouri. there are no "internets" in branson so posting has been difficult. Many exciting things have happened but what would be the point of posting them on a blog?

Lemme get right to it. we have a gig. waaaay off in the future--MARCH 18th--It is an album night show at the preservation pub. We are doing Elvis Presley, an obscure rockabilly artist from the fifties. He is really pretty good.

We are performing the very rare "knox-vull album." It will totally spank!

If you wish to request Elvis songs for us to play at the show then email me---remember anything you request must be able to be performed after the performers drink a liter of Jack Daniels. Thank you.

Did I mention that other bands were playing too? Here is the "official" press release from Disgraceland records:

Album night (Friday, March 18 - Preservation Pub) is starting to shape up with the tentative lineup: Todd Steed & the Suns of Phere playing The Ramones' Rocket to Russia, The Ghosts performing a yet-to-be-named Elvis Presley album, and Nug Jug performing their interpretation of The Who's Tommy. Go ahead and put it on your calendar. It's free and you need to be there. Should be drunken madcap fun.

See...it even says "drunken" in the press release.


ummmmmm....what else...lets see...Crack Baby Shivers is going to Hawaii to get clean. Bassplayer Jefferson Abromowitz has been renamed Professor Struggle, thus giving him 2 alias's much like a hip hop star. Johnny Satin now spells his name Gionaivicci Santini and He who Cannot Be Named was named by a stranger in the Red Iquana and was arrested after the resulting star fit. aaaannnnnnd we have like four or five new songs and shit. If you are lucky you will never hear them.

Cheerio!