Cat Stevens unable to join Ghosts at Manhattans

It turns out that Cat Stevens or Mr Kitty as we always call him was stopped at the airport and sent back to England when it was learned the he was planning on sitting in with us. The Bush administration has since apologized to us for the inconvenience and John Asscroft himself asked if he could personally come and physically kiss all our asses to make things right. I told him that would be a start. He flew in and kissed my ass earlier today. I made sure not to shower first.

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