All Hail King Bush!!!

IN accordance to the kings wishes it is now required that you drop your children off at the nearest recruiting station.

Torture is now mandatory for anyone suspected of a crime.

Please drop off your urine sample to be tested by the friendly reeducation officer who is located outside your subdivision compound.

Anyone with a passing ACT or SAT score needs to report to the happy fun dumb down camp, or what I like to call "the south.".

All countries that possess oil please put down your weapons while we invade you on moral grounds.

Toby Keith is happy....

And finally the TRUTH has been officially outlawed by punishment of public ridicule.

sigh....